The winners are...

Every year, on the first Sunday in March...Americans unite to honor the very best cinematic acheivements of the year.

This year was no exception. We gathered in front of our television sets this past sunday and saw the truly remarkable artistic endeavors of 2005 receive their just rewards.

In honor of this tremendous ceremony, I have decided to do my own statistical summary and bring you a little rundown of the Academy Awards for the Best Cinematic Accomplishments...EVER.

Please keep in mind...this has nothing to do with opinion. These are, in fact, the best films ever.

Ladies and Gentleman, the winners...

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY...EVER

Citizen Kane

BEST COSTUME DESIGN...EVER

Gone With The Wind

BEST ANIMATED FILM...EVER

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

BEST SCREENPLAY...EVER

Citizen Kane

(Two wins in one night! what a night for Orson Welles!!)

BEST DIRECTOR...EVER

Steven Spielberg

BEST ACTOR...EVER

Jack Nicholson

BEST ACTRESS...EVER

Meryl Streep

BEST PICTURE...EVER

Crash.